Escape artist

I dont get it. How can something so small be so smart? Kepler has managed to escape containment two days in a row. I think I am goign to have to get some concrete involved in order to keep that crazy dog in the kitchen.

 

I however, am not Kepler. I am not strong enough to move six times my body weight. Which leads me to my next point...I didn't go to the gym last night. I know I am huge failure.  I feel that sharing this with you will hold me accountable. I felt super guilty typing that sentence. I did get my gym clothes put on. (Real love by the way is standing outside at -30F in shorts waiting for a puppy to figure out the perfect spot to take a dump) That counts right?

 

We did however manage to save 300 dollars on a fridge by buying it yesterday and I finally convinced Dan to let me get him a smart phone which are both huge personal triumphs as far as I am concerned. Thats right folks Mr. My Plan-Is-To-Have-Free-Phones-Forever now has a nicer phone than I do. This very well could be a sign of the Armagedon so take note, you have been warned. So even if I didn't make it to the gym and my squish factor is increasing as we speak, and Dan had to clean up piles of puppy poo this morning...I gained some bonus points. To give the guy credit, for him...his sexy new android is still a free phone as far as his checking account is concerned. As for me, I will be reminding myself how much I love him on a monthly basis.

 

I have included a picture of me approximately one month ago wearing the same shorts in a much more appropriate climate...ahhh Thailand....